Put your numbers on the table.
Enter revenue, labor costs, overhead, pricing, and when clients actually pay. Built for service-business owners with 5–50 employees, not a finance department.
AI analysis. Human-level bluntness.
Busy isn’t profitable.
Let’s roast the gap.
Find out where your service business makes—and loses—money. Five minutes of numbers. One unapologetic roast. Three practical fixes.
Start with the free assessment. Keep your financial figures private.
A taste of the roast · illustrative example
“You’re paying employees every Friday and collecting from clients whenever Mercury leaves retrograde. Congratulations—you’re also a bank.”
No hype. Here’s our promise.
Figures private by default Calculations you can inspect Sharing is always optional
01 / From punchline to plan
The joke gets your attention.
The numbers earn it.
For contractors, security companies, and other service businesses asking: “We’re busier than ever. Where’s the money?” You don’t need a full-time CFO to start asking better questions.
Share the laugh. Not your ledger.
Your optional share card contains a roast and a challenge to take the test. Actual financial figures stay off the card by default.
Get roasted. Then get clarity.
A blunt AI assessment calls out the money leaks. Your financial health score shows its calculations, so you can inspect the reasoning—not just trust a number.
Leave with three moves, not thirty.
Get three prioritized improvements to pricing, costs, or cash flow. The detailed report turns those priorities into a practical 30-day action plan.
02 / Go as deep as you need
Free roast. Serious next steps.
We’re validating Profit Roast with an initial owner pilot. These are our proposed offers; check current availability before purchasing.
The first roast
Basic roast, financial health score, and optional share card.
Free
The fix-it report
Detailed findings and a focused 30-day action plan.
$49 one time · pilot price
The monthly check-in
Monthly progress tracking plus pricing and hiring scenarios.
$99/month · planned
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Decision support, not accounting, tax, or financial advice. Results depend on the numbers you enter.
03 / Your move
Your margins can’t take a joke.
You probably can.
Bring your numbers. Find the leaks. Leave with a clearer next move.